no more english 101

no more class = no more blog but i liked it its sad no one will read this ever again

late night stress time

With the late night studying going on i realized i didnt study enough. i didnt try hard enough. i now know what i have to do to be a successful college student. theres always somthing to learn and i learned somthing. hopefully i do decent.
mad man joe

thoughts from the Mad Man

many things have been present in my mind, but im very concerned with my vehicle.
im having some engine and or transmission difficulty. it suck cause what if the blasted vehicle dies on me on the way to a concert. I dont know about you ( you being the people who read this or the govt officials watching me) but that would be very brutal.
ive been looking into getting another vehicle however i like my car. how should i approach this matter. owell until i can figure out whats wrong with the damn thing ill just browse craigslist looking at some possible new modes of transportation.
-mad man joe-

CHUCK SUCKS!

Once again i was watching T.V. the other day and something else dawned on me. Why are there so many damn jokes about f-ing Chuck Norris? Seriously he wasn't even a good fighter, Bruce Lee kicked his ass. All he does are round house freaking kicks. listen to how ridiculous some of these jokes are
- there are no such thing as tornado's, chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
- Broke back mountain is not only the name of a movie but its also what chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
- Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
-Jesus may have walked on water but Chuck Norris Swam through land
- Chuck Norris has had sex on every total gym sold in the mid-west.
- Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, to bad Chuck Norris has never cried
- Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the red cross just never his own.
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win.... forever.
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
- They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
- A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Seriously has this guy become an all American hero??? I cant think why he would be so popular, he made a bunch of crappy movies, and the total gym. those aren't very big accomplishments. not to mention being black belt in karate or what ever the hell the does isn't that hard it just takes time.
anyone got anything else to say about this?
PS WTF IS UP WITH THIS VIDEO!!!