no more english 101

no more class = no more blog but i liked it its sad no one will read this ever again

late night stress time

With the late night studying going on i realized i didnt study enough. i didnt try hard enough. i now know what i have to do to be a successful college student. theres always somthing to learn and i learned somthing. hopefully i do decent.
mad man joe

thoughts from the Mad Man

many things have been present in my mind, but im very concerned with my vehicle.
im having some engine and or transmission difficulty. it suck cause what if the blasted vehicle dies on me on the way to a concert. I dont know about you ( you being the people who read this or the govt officials watching me) but that would be very brutal.
ive been looking into getting another vehicle however i like my car. how should i approach this matter. owell until i can figure out whats wrong with the damn thing ill just browse craigslist looking at some possible new modes of transportation.
-mad man joe-

CHUCK SUCKS!

Once again i was watching T.V. the other day and something else dawned on me. Why are there so many damn jokes about f-ing Chuck Norris? Seriously he wasn't even a good fighter, Bruce Lee kicked his ass. All he does are round house freaking kicks. listen to how ridiculous some of these jokes are
- there are no such thing as tornado's, chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
- Broke back mountain is not only the name of a movie but its also what chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
- Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
-Jesus may have walked on water but Chuck Norris Swam through land
- Chuck Norris has had sex on every total gym sold in the mid-west.
- Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, to bad Chuck Norris has never cried
- Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the red cross just never his own.
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win.... forever.
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
- They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
- A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Seriously has this guy become an all American hero??? I cant think why he would be so popular, he made a bunch of crappy movies, and the total gym. those aren't very big accomplishments. not to mention being black belt in karate or what ever the hell the does isn't that hard it just takes time.
anyone got anything else to say about this?
PS WTF IS UP WITH THIS VIDEO!!!

Ramdon ranting of the day

I was watching t.v last night and it dawned on me. Where would our glorious civilization be with out that damned idiot box? Seriously though we could have already found the cure for cancer or somthing. we coulve gone to war with china, kicked there asses, and make them be in debt to US! Lets be real though on average a spend atleast. 2 to 4 hours a day watching t.v. Its just mind bogling to wonder what life would be like with out T.V.
to the people who read this what do you think?
owell i guess we are reduced to this

BEST GAME EVER!

Borderlands!!!!
you start the game off as a mercenary on the fictional planet Pandora. Your searching for something called The Vault, aka a big ol treasure chest thing.
you can play as one of 4 characters ( thank god for being able to change the names or else it we be a just a bit more lame)
-hunter-
-soldier-
-siren-
- or some big muscle dude who that just say is Brick as himself-
i'm such a high level that any and all weak enemies i encounter just explode with a shot from your gun. The game itself says that there are 87 bazzilion guns. Yea i dont think its a real number.
I'm playing as a Hunter, there are literally 87 BAZZILION GUNS. Different abillilties.
the game reminds me of the mad max movies. its freaking epic.. A must have if your a totally trigger happy person

ed edd n eddy

cartoon networks longest running original series, ed edd n eddy fianlly aired its last episode on June 29, 2008. however it was followed by four specials, and one movie.
The movie came to the epic conclusion of the long asked question. What does eddies older brother look and sound like. You soon find out the truth behind his older brother and how eddie fabricated a monstorous lie to ensure people would like him out of fear that his older brother would return and beat them up.
you learn eddies older brother is a dick, and in the supirsing climax of the movie the ed's become friends with every one in the cul de sac.

as a long time fan and frequent viewer of the mind roughting telivision series it saddens me to say good bye, but makes me happy to know that re-runs exist.
up next another awesome cartoon Megas XLR

got sick

so ive been getting sick over the past couple days, and well it got worse over halloween night. i missed class today and probably messed up a few things for english.
on the upside im feeling better. i can go to skewl tommorow.

Epic Disapointment

I cant believe children of bodom did a cover of brittany spears... i do not know to react to this.... but hey i guess when your bored you do stupid stuff...
still why brittany spears? ... this is disturbing.

im sitting next to Josh

he has shaved his head for his mom because she has breast cancer. i personally see that as an admirable quality for someone to do. although i have cracked the numerous amounts of white jokes towards him, adopted him as a n honorary Mexican, had an argument with his girlfriend about adopting him as an honorary Mexican, i think this is the most bad ass thing he has ever done in 3 months Ive ever known him, beside the fact the Frankie,Josh, Mario, and i all bought french fries and made a big pile then devoured the deep friend spud of goodness, and promptly became sick of the fried goodness.
he be on bad ass dude. i think i might lay off the jokes till his hairs grow back to a reasonable length. ( doesn't mean I'm going stop all together)
enjoy paranoid by black sabbath

rap and hip hop

it has dawned on my countless time through out my life that the musical genre known as hip-hop and rap has gone from good to bad. you got all these artist that create these template like songs that have everything to do from gang violence to drug use.
it has puzzled me however a few artist have stuck out to me as above average in there quest to create music that not only is pleasing, but also use actual words in there lyrics in stead of the O-so common bitch, slut, hoe, and you get the general idea.
it is my honor to introduce you to " Del the funky Homosapien"
-catch a bad one-

-if you must-

-at the helm-

-mistadobilina-

del's unique ryhme scheme is what makes him popular with many people. as a devout fan of del i had the honor of seeing him live in a free show in simi valley during the summer.
here are a few pics from my most bodacious adventure.

waiting

I'm here at home on an energy drink high from one red bull and an amp. I'm going freaking berserk er ,
I'm waiting for a text from the dude that cuts my hair. I'm cutting it all off again. idk i just got bored of it so its going bye bye.
uh so I'm debating whether to start up my band and get serious or keep jamming instead. ow ell
and the song for the day is

the is eluveitie
a new wave folk metal band from Switzerland
Their sound can be described as Celtic folk with melodic death metal influences
the band uses traditional instruments amidst guitars and screams.
The lyrics are often in the extinct language Gaulish.
Eluveitie is Etruscan for "the Helvetian", referring to an inscription dating to the earliest record of the Celtic Helvetii tribe from what is now Switzerland

there a different sound and a wicked band so check them out

life be one brutal wenche

you know what is just eating away at my soul recently. the fact that i cant get a lady friend to save my life, or that i want to be with this one special person but i always wonder what will happy. she be one of my best friends and she is one of a kind and awesome in every way, but what i screw it up?
i die inside sometimes, and then i go through endless spirals of depression, but i think that's normal, it happens all the time.
i don't think i should be talking about this openly but i really don't care anymore. maybe someone with a heart will read this and offer some friendly advice.
OH and another thing, beavis and butt-head is a comedy ahead of its time. its pure gold. for those who don't laugh easily i suggest watching it. YouTube it.

mario is sitting next to me

Im sitting next to mario, and every momment we talk i feel as if he wants to mallice me with a plastic bat made out of recycled peanut bags. Its starting to make me worry that he has a thing of mayonase in his back pack. i think he wants to make a peace treaty....
p.s.
i wonder what it would be like to whistle row row row your boat through a car wash.....

october 10th METAL

Its 2 am and i just barley got out of work, i was already excited for the new day. Me and Ricky were taking of to go see Children of F-ing Bodom play live in Pomona.
It took forever getting there but the drive was one to remember for the rest of my life. We got through Los Angeles quick and headed on the I-10 towards Pomona. There seemed to be a bunch of freaking accidents in our way to slow traffic to an abrupt halt. We passed the Original In and Out which was totally freaking awesome.
We got to our exit and stopped at a Del taco to grub.
i laid out the ground rules which are essential for metal shows,concerts, and maush pits.
1- tie your shoes tite.
2- don't swing or punch people in the pit.
3- if someone is swinging at people, or tripping them from the side of the pit, push there monkey A** in the pit.
4- have a good f-ing time.
we got in line and we saw Alexi laiho walking down the street into there tour bus. Ricky and I posted up outside of the bus and waited. i Got an autographed poster and he got his ticket autographed by Janne Wirmmen The Key board player for Children of Bodom and ironically he ws the one he wanted to meet.
We got inside and the first band opened up. SkeletonWitch. Lemme tell you they are one most awesome band.
this is there song sacrificed for the slaughtergod

there be one F-ing good band live.
black Dalia murder played too... they was OK....
then BODOM CAME ON!!! they played a whole bunch of songs.
but they opened with there classic song Living Deadbeat

I don't exactly remember the order of the songs they played but i believe it was these ones
living dead beat
silent night bodom night
are you dead yet
hell hounds on my trail
bloodrunk
follow the reaper
lake bodom
angels don't kill
needled 24/7
sixpounder
In your face
every time I die
Hate me
All of these songs are out of order but it was epic. I was in the Pit for every one of these songs and I'm Battered and Bruised on a lot of my body.
I dragged my friend Ricky into his first maush pit and took him to his first metal concert.
We got home at 2 am and i woke up for work at 9.am. Brutal i was so tired and still am. I am exxtremly tired.
Another highlight was that Bodom started off one of there songs with a Quote from the blues brothers and my favorite one at that.
It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. - Hit it.

Had a metal night.

misunderstood and belittled.

Many people often look down on the musical genre that is metal. Many people often never give it style of music a chance. There are many different kinds of metal and it has been divided into many sub genres. One of my personal favorite bands would happen to be Children of Bodom. The bands songs in my opinion are composed very well and the different instruments never clash.Although it isn’t well known a majority of the music is written by the bands front man Alexi Laiho. Since a young age he has been surrounded by music when he started playing the Violin.Some can see where the band gets it classical influence when listening to some the music. Now in the music video below you can see how the band sounds.

For those who took the time to watch it you may your opinions may vary, but what do you think when you seen this.

The two guitarists from children of Bodom are playing Vivaldi’s summer concerto.Now to the close minded people who still think that all metal is the same the guys playing that are hardcore metal guitarist.
Still to settle things here is a power/ neo-classical band called Dark Moor. Enjoy